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I've had these bookmarked forever.

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Sexism~ lol fuck gender roles. Whatever, it's a meme.

[ ] You are male. 
[ ] You would prefer being male. 
[ ] You don't wear makeup. 
[ ] You love sports. 
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[/] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc. [sometimes Family Guy]
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[ ] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. ( wtf does this have to- )
[] You like violent music. 
[ ] You don't care how you smell. 
[ ] You look up to male role-models.
[ ] You can relate to guy logic. [define ? ]
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.  
[ ] You like baggy clothes.
[ ] You like a well 
[x] You love memes. 
[ ] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool. [They're ok. IT'S JUST A HAT.]
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. 
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself. 
[ ] You sit with your legs apart. 
[ ] You don't understand women. 
 [x] You rarely cry in front of people. 
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. 
[ ] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. 
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled. [tha fak.. ofc if disabled but anyone really.]
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench. 
[x] You have facial/chest hair. [Don't want it.]
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance. [Yes because guy friend have to be 'bromance']
Total: 5.5 bullshit.


Feminine Traits:

[x] You are female
[x] You would prefer being female. 
[x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect. 
[x] You wish you were thinner. [cuz that's totally a female trait.]
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. 
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. 
[x] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, orianything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. [I'm guessing magical girl Anime counts..?]
[x] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child. 
[x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. 
[/] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[ ] You look up to female role-models. 
[ ] You can relate to other women. 
[] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. 
[x] You like cute clothes. 
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset. 
[ ] You love to dye your hair. 
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. 
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[x] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. 
[x] You cross your legs and have good posture. 
[ ] The male brain is a mystery. 
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out. 
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. 
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. 
[x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. 
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. 
[x] You love cute little animals. 
[] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. 
Total: 14

Masculinity: 5.5
Femininity: 14

Yeah okay, go fuck yourself. That meme pissed me off soo much.

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[i.] Are you young at heart, or an old soul?
Both?

[ii.] What makes someone a best friend?
Dunno.

[iii.] What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most?
Plushies. Always plushies. 

[iv.] Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life.
Not Ganna Die Tonight by Skillet inspired me to do my best.

[v.] Name [and explain if applicable] one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike.
I like my big boobs and hate my big stomach. 

[vi.] Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with?
I could go without, I don't really care.

[vii.] What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection?
Emotional connection is way more important, though physical attraction does play a part. [kept previous person's answer.]

[viii.] Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title.
I don't watch very many movies. [Same.]

[ix.] What holiday do you most look forward to and why?
Christmas because of new plushies.

[x.] How is the relationship between you and your parents?
It's okay.

[xi.] You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on?
Either Cartoon Network or Disney.

[xii.] Name a song that never fails to make you happy.
I can't really think of one.

[xiii.] You know at least one person named Michael. Tell me about him.
Actually, I don't.

[xiv.] Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to?
I've never used Craigslist.

[xv.] If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be?
//shrug

[xvi.] Can money buy happiness?
Yes, I can use money to buy things that make me happy.

[xvii.] Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugs? Why, or why not?
None.

[xviii.] Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names.
Yes.

[xvix.] Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid?
Not sure.

[xx.] Have you ever spent a night in the hospital?
Once, I was very sick.

[xxi.] Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people?
One or two friends.

[xxii.] Do you like the type of music your parents listen to? Do your parents like the type of music you listen to?
Some of my mom's music, not all.

[xxiii.] Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever bullied anyone else?
Yes and yes.

[xxiv.] If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Ramen.

[xxv.] If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship?
No. Maybe.

[xxvi.] Do you believe in a god?
No.

[xxvii.] Of all the social networks in the world, why use Tumblr?
Lots of nice Anime stuff to reblog and funny jokes.

[xxviii.] What’s your favorite Tumblr tag to track?
I usually just look through my dash.

[xxix.] Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?”
I don't care to know what that means.

[xxx.] Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended.
Idk. Stuff I watched after it aired??

[xxxi.] Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial?
Not that I remember. 

[xxxii.] If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you?
I don't drive yet.

[xxxiii.] If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say?
No.

[xxxiv.] What’s your “quirkiest” habit?
..Wiggling hangers.

[xxxv.] What is “normal?” Are you normal?
Hey, fuck off.

[xxxvi.] Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer?
I don't take the offer because everyone dies whenever, unfortunately.

[xxxvii.] What is one thing you could never forgive?
Hmm. I can't think of anything specific, I just choose to forgive people or not. 

[xxxviii.] Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single?
Why would I get married and then-

[xxxix.] Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends?
Duh. :l

[xl.] Where do you and your friends go to hang out?
At each others' houses.

[xli.] Write the first paragraph of your obituary.
No.

[xlii.] What is the best TV theme song ever?
Too hard to choose..

[xliii.] When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up?
Police officer, fire fighter..

[xliv.] When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked?
No.

[xlv.] What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Myself.

[xlvi.] Do you want to have more friends than you have right now?
No.

[xlvii.] What part[s] of the past year stick out in your mind?
Stuff.

[xlviii.] You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job?
If I had a job, yes. Better safe than sorry and I should be doing things.

[xlix.] Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work?
I don't think I could.

[l.] What’s the best route to your heart?
I dunno.

[li.] Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life?
No.

[lii.] What is your favorite sport?
I like swimming.



[liii.] What has been troubling you lately?
Just school and stuff.

[liv.] Did you enjoy your high school prom? If you haven’t gotten there yet, do you look forward to it? If you didn’t go, why not?
Regret.

[lv.] What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning?
Both are valuable.

[lvi.] Do you know what makes you happy?
Yes and no.

[lvii.] What's the last book you've read?
I don't read books, aha.. I read too slow. :/

[lviii.] What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given?
Probably from my neurologist, she keeps telling me I can do things that I don't think I can do.
Actually, some stuff my boyfriend's said to me but that's embarrassing to put on public.


[lvix.] Who was your first crush?
I was 4 when I got my first crush. It was on my sister's friend, Corey. Who later became my bestfriend but then in middle school, he came over and was a jerk, so I didn't like him anymore. 

[lx.] Do you believe that there is life on other planets?
Yes, somewhere.

[lxi.] Predict what your life will look like a year from now.
Probably about the same.

[lxii.] Often, people will ask how your relationship ended. I want to know how it began.
Nobody ever asks me, actually. Err, it's kinda personal.

[lxiii.] Where is your favorite place to go out and eat?
//Shrug

[lxiv.] What is something you want to change about your current situation?
I want to be able to drive and have my own money.

[lxv.] Early bird or night owl?
Early bird, I have to be because of college.

[lxvi.] Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to?
Yeah, especially my baby doll, Megan. 

[lxvii.] Give me an unpopular opinion you have.
Pedophiles aren't bad people solely for liking children, for that is how they were born. Harassing children and acting on these feelings is what makes them bad.

[lxviii.] What was the last song that was stuck in your head?
Tokyo Ghoul opening theme.

[lxix.] Where do you live?
USA.

[lxx.] Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation?
People do that?

[lxxi.] What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken?
About 7 hours, I think?

[lxxii.] Have you ever taken part in a protest?
No.

[lxxiii.] Would you ever use an online dating service?
I have but not for dating.

[lxxiv.] What is your preferred heritage?
Wat.

[lxxv.] Describe a person that inspires you.
Do I count? I inspire myself.

[lxxvi.] If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you?
Probably.

[lxxvii.] Do you believe in luck?
I guess so.

[lxxviii.] Describe the last time you were very angry at someone.
Idk.

[lxxix.] Do you want to live until you’re 100?
No.

[lxxx.] Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change?
Sometimes and it can be impossible or easy at times, depending.

[lxxxi.] Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them?
No.

[lxxxii.] Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends?
Alone.

[lxxxiii.] Do you practice what you preach?
Everyone's a hypocrite.

[lxxxiv.] If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly?
Not really.

[lxxxv.] What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence?
Intelligence.

[lxxxvi.] Are you hard-headed?
A bit.

[lxxxvii.] Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate?
I don't think so.

[lxxxviii.] When have you felt most alive?
When X&Y came out, tbh.

[lxxxix.] Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains?
Town, it's alright here.

[xc.] Do you often skip breakfast?
I never eat breakfast. 

[xci.] How do you know what true love is?
I just do.

[xcii.] Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die?
No.

[xciii.] Where is “home” for you?
Bed. Or in my case, bed area.

[xciv.] What song best describes your life right now?
I dunno.

[xcv.] Do you want to be perfect?
No.

[xcvi.] What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? What’s holding you back?
That's a secret.

[xcvii.] How do you express your creativity?
I don't, really.

[xcviii.] Describe your neighborhood.
Boring and I like it that way.

[xcix.] Name something you only liked because it was popular.
Dragon Ball.

[xcx.] Give me the story of your life in a six word sentence.
No thanks.

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Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship. 
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey
Passed an exam. [Quizes are the same, right?]
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night. [Probably at the beginning of the year.]
Talked on the phone/skype for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.

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Last..

Got sick: Uuh idk.

Got cursed: I don't know.

Called someone: Uuuh.
 

DO YOU PREFER...

Fruit/vegetables: I really like both omg. Uh fruit?

Black/white: White.

Lights on/lights off: Off.

TV/movie: TV. 

Body spray/lotion: Body spray.

Cash/cheque: Cash.

Pillows/blankets: Blankets.

Headache/stomach ache: Headaches are more durable.

Paint/charcoal: idk

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese.

Summer/winter: Summer.

Snow/rain: Rain.

Fog/misty: Misty.

Rock/rap: Rock.

Meat/vegetarian: Meat.

Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla. 

Sprinkles/icing: Icing, of course.

Cake/pie: Are you Satan? Don't make me choose!

Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.

Ocean/swimming pool: Pool.

Cookies/muffins: Cookies.

Wallet/pocket: Wallet.

Window/door: Door.

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Huh?

Pink/purple: Pink.

Cat/dog: Dogs.

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeves or no sleeves. The less clothing, the better! [I have sensory issues.]

Pants/shorts: Mini skirts.

Winter break/spring break: Spring break, it's not freezing.

Spring/autumn: Autumn, I like cool weather. 

Clouds/clear sky: Clouds, unless it's freezing. I hate the sun being in my face or shining on me.

Moon/mars: Idk.

Questions/Answers: Answers lead to knowledge! 

War/Peace: Peace?

 

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP!

Do you believe in love?  Yes.

What's the most important kind of love for you? All love is super important.

Have you ever been in love? Of course.

If you have, with who? My current bf and one of my exes, who is now my bff.

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved? I've said "I love you", if that's what you mean.

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night? um at the beginning.

Are you in a relationship? Yes.

If so, for how long? 1 year and 6 months.

Do you believe there is someone for everyone? No.

What is your idea of the best date? //shrug

What was your first kiss like? In a pool and lasted about 3 seconds. It was awkward but alright.

How old were you when you got your first kiss? 17.

Do you think love is worth nothing? wat no!

Best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex? Every experience with him is the best!

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before? I have 6 exes.

Have you ever dumped someone? 5 people, some of them more than once.


 

I...

Am: about to sneeze, I think.

Want: ORAS to be here, now! : D

Need: Money.

Love: Pokemon, man. 

Hate: When poop gets stuck to the bunny cages and I have to clean it. //every week

Feel: Kinda sickly. I think I'm coming down with something. Emotionally, I'm okay.

Did: Homework.

Miss: I'll get over it.

Am annoyed by: College.

Would rather: Be the only one on Earth with a select few - everything shall belong to us and nobody will get in our way. >:3

Am tired of: Being poor.

Will always: Love Pokemon and Anime. <3

 


MISCELLANEOUS! 

What is your favourite genre of music? Pop and Rock.

What time is it now? 7:28 PM

How much money do you have right now? $5

Are you hungry right now? I just ate.

What are you doing right now? Laying down and filling this out? 

Do you like parades? No.

Do you like the moon? Yes.

What are you going to do when you're done with this? Idek maybe okay some FNAFs 2.

If you could have any magical power what would it be? Idk mann.

 

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...

Funny? Sometimes with close friends. 

Cool? No.

Pretty? I have a pretty face kinda?

Sarcastic? Yes.

Lazy? Sometimes.

Hyper? No.

Friendly? Eh.

Evil? No.

Unforgettable? No.

Smart? Meh.

Strong? No.

Talented? No.

Dorky? No.

 


WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD...

High: Heights.

Lonely: Blue.

Pen: ink.

Flower: Flabebe.

Window: glass.

Psycho: Knives.

Brain freeze: Slushies, usually cherry or blueberry.

Strange: Springs.

Sassy: Curvy hips.

Suffering: :( <- That face.

Art: DeviantArt.

 


WOULD YOU EVER...

Sky dive? Probably not.

Run away? I tried as a kid, does that count? Otherwise, no.

Curse at a teacher? Noooo. I can't even curse irl.

Not take a shower for a week? I doubt I can do that anymore bc adult stuff and yeah.

Ask someone out? Errr idk.

Unscrew your cellphone to see what's inside? No.

Lie to someone to make them think better of you? Uuuuick I don't know about that??

Visit a foreign country for more than a month? I get home sick from a weekend at friends houses omg.

Go scuba diving? No.
 
Write a book? Maybe, I hope so.

Assemble a computer? No.

Become a rock star? Noo.

Have a long-distance relationship? No. I want to see my current babe more as it is.

Marry someone you don't know? NOOO.

 


LAST QUESTIONS! 

What kind of computer do you have? HP that runs on Windows 7.

What grade/level of studies are you in? Freshmen in college.

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? No??? Why would someone-.. ugh.

How many posters do you have in your room? 1 but it's not hung up.

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Yay!

Freddy Fazbear:
[x]You can be sneaky and trick people
[] You're considered 'tough' or 'in charge'
[] Nobody messes with you
[x] You like to sing, even if you're good or bad at it
[] You like having all the attention 
[]Many people look up to you 

TOTAL: 2

Chica the Chicken:
[] You like cooking
[x] You simply adore food/eating
[x] Pizza is one of your favorite foods
[] You're very social 
[] You like to make new friends
[x]You're an early bird; you get up and move around quickly [Have to.]

TOTAL: 3

Bonnie the Bunny:
[x]You're almost considered the third wheel
[] You're very concerned about your friends and family and those you love
[x] People underestimate you
[] You're tougher than you look
[x]You're physically disabled/have a born problem [Autism counts as born problem, right??]
[] You become attached to your friends and will stop at nothing to protect them

TOTAL: 3

Foxy the Pirate Fox:
[] You're adventurous 
[x] You're shy and closed off to those you aren't close to
[/] You are afraid of making mistakes
[] You're swift and nimble
[/] You've done something that's ruined your entire life [Eh]
[x] You hate being watched

TOTAL: 3

Toy Freddy:
[] You've replaced someone 
[] Looks can be deceiving to you
[x] People say you look very friendly
[] Your friends say you're scary when angry 
[/] You can tell when someone's lying [Usually.]
[] It's hard to get around you without punishment

TOTAL: 1.5

Toy Chica:
[] You've replaced someone [Really guys?]
[] You love fashion
[] You like to look your best and put on makeup
[] You love to party
[x You like cupcakes
[] You have a very watchful eye

TOTAL: 1

Toy Bonnie:
[] You've replaced someone
[] People often mistake you for the opposite gender
[] You are very clever
[/ You've copied a certain style or look from someone [I pick up on typing and speech patterns from time to time.]
[] You're constantly on the move
[/ It's hard to shake you off once you're onto something [I get bored.]

TOTAL: 0

Mangle / Toy Foxy:
[x] You've been abused 
[] People pick on you [Not anymore.]
[] Your bite is worse than your bark
[] You feel alone
[/] You don't like it when people push you around
[x] You hold grudges [Rarely but they exist.]

TOTAL: 2.5

The Puppeteer / Marionette: [You do realize the puppeteer is the only controlling the puppet..?]
[] People say you're a trickster or a clown; you're goofy
[x You know a lot more than people think you do
[x] You don't like to lose your cool
[x Some people say you're evil or two-faced 
[] You are pretty good at solving things
[x In the end, you like having the last laugh

TOTAL: 4

Balloon Boy:
[x] You act like a child 
[x] You know how to get on peoples' nerves
[/ You enjoy making people irritated
[x] Some people say you're immature
[x] You laugh at a lot of things, even if some people don't find it funny
[] You like to stick close to your friends

TOTAL:  4.5

Golden Freddy:
[/] You're a downright outcast 
[] You feel forgotten
[x] You like to strike when people least expect it
[] People say you're one of a kind
[x] Something terrible happened to you in your past 
[x] You have something unique that sets you away from other people

TOTAL: 3,5



Apparently, I'm Balloon Boy.



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The first one is super dumb.